Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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