is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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