Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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