The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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