I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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