My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she peed on how many people?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Someone signed my nipple.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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