Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
MIDGETS
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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