So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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