ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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