I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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