What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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