come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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