I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
love makes seman taste better
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Drake has all the answers
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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