I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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