jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
we're making bets on your personal life
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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