The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Randomize
