WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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