dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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