Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Dicks are not precious.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
