Pregnant stripper...not hot.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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