I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
