I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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