i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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