The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
