Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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