i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
