? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
