i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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