I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
