I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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