Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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