i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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