Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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