? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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