you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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