Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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