Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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