If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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