Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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