Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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