Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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