she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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