I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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