Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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