dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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