Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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