ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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