You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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