yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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