No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
